

Of course, the number definitely would not have been as fun if it weren’t performed by one of the beloved core characters, so I can let this one slide as just a silly, good time.ĩ. Cheryl, the coach of the cheerleading team, is the one to take center stage and perform this Lady Gaga song the image of a 26 year old woman, who is supposed to be responsible for helping these young girls perform, taking the spotlight as the crowd goes wild and football plays on in the background is almost too bonkers to believe.

Which makes this number, performed during a football game between Archie’s Riverdale Bulldogs and Hiram’s Stonewall Stallions, even more ridiculous. Archie became the Riverdale ROTC instructor and the football coach, Betty the automotives class instructor, Veronica the economics teacher, and Cheryl the cheer coach.

“Stupid Love,” performed by Madelaine Petsch (Season 5, Episode 9)įollowing the mid-season time-jump, nearly every main character on Riverdale found themselves working at Riverdale High School, joining Toni and Kevin, who had each already been working there nearly right after graduation. So, unfortunately, that means some of the show’s best performances (“It’s All Coming Back to Me,” “Seventeen,” “Do Me a Favor,” “Candy Girl,” etc.) will not be featured as we look through the most ridiculous performances in Riverdale’s musical canon.ġ0. Every performance on this list, if simply stumbled upon, would be an enjoyable listen but with context, they become even more eternally entertaining, for better or for worse. In fact, the cast is filled with talented singers, and some of the tracks performed on the show have made it into my own end-of-year most-streamed playlists. Of course, counting down these performances from ridiculous to extremely ridiculous may seem like a jab at the show’s musical numbers, but that’s not the case at all. For this list, I have sorted through every random burst into song and every musical episode on Riverdale, aiming to find the musical moments that make you say, “wait, what?”
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While Riverdale’s foray into music started with Archie’s dreams of becoming a musician instead of a construction worker like his father, the musical numbers in the series have moved away from Archie’s long-abandoned dreams and into nonsensical (yet still fun) spectacle. A hint of murder mystery from Pretty Little Liars, a dash of supernatural suspense from Teen Wolf, but most importantly, the frequent musical numbers featured in Glee. In an effort to combine every aspect of all the most popular teen shows that came before it, Riverdale took a little bit from everyone.
